Vote Early, Vote Often

Beginning today, your opinion can be heard around the globe in the straw poll that will have immediate ramifications. I speak, of course, of Movember 2015: What style will Scott Grow campaign.

Movember is a chance for men and hirsute women to grow wild in support of cancer blah blah blah. Truthfully, it’s really about creating an outlandish look that makes women and children hide, and facial hair aficionados rejoice.

This year I’m putting four looks on the table. The winning style will grow then for 30 days, with weekly photographic updates.

Style 1:
The Evenin’ Guv’nor!

Style 2:
The Evil Universe Scott

Style 3:
The Klingon Douchebag

Style 4:
The Horseshoe